So lemme get his straight:
the holiday celebrating the birth of some old religious icon turns into 'trample each other to death to get the best Wal-mart savings' day.
the death of that same icon turned into 'find the eggs a giant mutant rabbit $#!+ out' day.
the anniversary of the independence of this country turns into 'let's blow $#!+ up and look at the pretty lights for a week straight while our government monitors us' day.
I'm noticing a pattern here...
